In a month of March Foodie Madness, Seattleite has focused on the meat eaters. It’s our turn.

If you’re not a vegetarian and you’re still reading this, I’m assuming you either A) Have a beloved friend or significant other who is, and you’re trying to be understanding. B) Didn’t notice the “vegetarian” portion and are now moving the mouse to click to the next story. Or C) Are just really bored and need to bide your time.