Time spent on the Oregon Coast during the winter months might seem like a bad idea, but after four days being tested at America’s #1 golfing destination, Jon Meyer can’t imagine it any other way.

For the most dedicated, golf is a spiritual experience. It’s a dance featuring rhythm and an ever-changing environment full of uncontrollable obstacles. Faith is required. Physical and mental stamina is necessary to succeed. One can practice all they like in the basement or office, but when it comes down to it, a church (golf course) is needed to fulfill the golfer’s fate, and right now, there’s only one place that can truly answer the calling — Bandon Dunes.

Breaking up is hard to do – but when lobster is involved?

Dearest Salmon,

I know I haven’t written in a while, and I’m sorry about that. I know you’re off doing your thing, spawning and all that, and that’s great, it’s just things here in Seattle are…different.

To be honest, I met someone, and I’ve fallen in love. She’s big, red, from Maine and has her claws wrapped around my heart. She’s really good in the kitchen too.

You deserve the truth, so I guess I should start at the beginning: