Seattleite’s new weekly column is sure to wet your appetite.

Hello, my name is Linda and I’m a foodaholic. It’s a good thing I like sex too, or I would be at risk of weighing 300 pounds. There have been so many times in my life when food and sex conspired together for the greater good of my personal satisfaction; I decided it would be selfish not to share. That’s where this column comes in — we are going to romp through the journey of Sexy Food together.

Woodinville’s favorite wine tasting weekend is back and better – and longer – than ever!

Fear not, thirsty Seattleites — a unique wine country opportunity lies just over the Sammamish River Valley. Though the city of Woodinville boasts the wildly popular Red Hook Brewery, as well as several locally sourced restaurants like Herbfarm, the community is best known for its thriving wine scene.

Here at Seattleite, we understand there are two types of people: those eagerly anticipating the Royal Wedding, and those who couldn’t be bothered about it. If you can’t wait to see William and Kate tie the knot, Belvedere Vodka has just unveiled some new cocktails that are right up your alley. If you simply don’t care, that’s fine, but are you really going to turn down a potent potable?