Get your spirits up with the sips at the annual Hop Scotch Festival!

Hop: The flower of a hop vine that is used as a flavoring and preserving agent in beer, often contributing a bitterness to the beer.

Scotch: What Ron Burgundy likes to drink.

Hop Scotch: Seattle’s premiere beer, scotch, wine, tequila and cigar festival. It’s the one and only that fits those qualifications all at Fremont Studios tonight and tomorrow.

Sure, we all eat, but are you a true food lover? Attend South Lake Union’s restaurant showcase to find out.

Does the prospect of picking out fresh arugula and shallots put a spring in your step? Do your fingertips perpetually smell of garlic and basil leaves? Are you constantly annoyed with your gastronomically incompetent friends, who couldn’t even tell the difference between a remoulade and a béchamel?

Photo: DiscoverSLU.com

In a month of March Foodie Madness, Seattleite has focused on the meat eaters. It’s our turn.

If you’re not a vegetarian and you’re still reading this, I’m assuming you either A) Have a beloved friend or significant other who is, and you’re trying to be understanding. B) Didn’t notice the “vegetarian” portion and are now moving the mouse to click to the next story. Or C) Are just really bored and need to bide your time.